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I Really Don't Hate Christmas is a song in "Lauren and Miley Christmas Vacation!" by Jack Frost. It has similar lyrics but same title to the Phineas and Ferb one.


[Jack Frost] 

Y'see Valentine's Day is a torture, and my birthday's a mess

New Year's lotta noise, and Arbor's Day is a pest,

Halloween is eerie, but I guess I must confess

That I don't really hate Christmas!

Y'see Flag Day's infernal, April Fool's just a bore,

Mardi Gras is a waste, unless you own a candy store

All these other holidays I can admit I abhor

But I don't really hate Christmas

So now, it ain't that I like it, at the most I feel ambivalence

But should I just really destroy it? I'll admit that I'm still on the fence

It makes me tense!

From the evil criminals' community, I'm sure to get ejected

But for Christmas I can't seem to summon any invective

'Coz what's there to hate? I mean, it's really so subjective

No, I really don't hate Christmas

I hate puppies, dogs, and kittens, I hate flowers in the spring

Heck, I even hate the sunshine and birdies when they sing

I can work up animosity for almost anything

Tell me why I don't hate Christmas

Though my childhood was atrocious, Christmas was never that bad, y'see

So the most that I can summon is complete and total apathy

What's wrong with me?

How I can prove I'm an evil villain worth her salt

When with a holiday so jolly I can't even find a fault?

If I didn't reel ambiguous I'd just launch a big assault

But I really don't hate Christmas

Oh, what the heck. Kickline!

No, I really..

No, I really don't hate Christmas!

I have an intense BURNING indifference!

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