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Y'see Valentine's Day is a torture, and my birthday's a mess
New Year's lotta noise, and Arbor's Day is a pest,
Halloween is eerie, but I guess I must confess
That I don't really hate Christmas!
Y'see Flag Day's infernal, April Fool's just a bore,
Mardi Gras is a waste, unless you own a candy store
All these other holidays I can admit I abhor
But I don't really hate Christmas
So now, it ain't that I like it, at the most I feel ambivalence
But should I just really destroy it? I'll admit that I'm still on the fence
It makes me tense!
From the evil criminals' community, I'm sure to get ejected
But for Christmas I can't seem to summon any invective
'Coz what's there to hate? I mean, it's really so subjective
No, I really don't hate Christmas
I hate puppies, dogs, and kittens, I hate flowers in the spring
Heck, I even hate the sunshine and birdies when they sing
I can work up animosity for almost anything
Tell me why I don't hate Christmas
Though my childhood was atrocious, Christmas was never that bad, y'see
So the most that I can summon is complete and total apathy
What's wrong with me?
How I can prove I'm an evil villain worth her salt
When with a holiday so jolly I can't even find a fault?
If I didn't reel ambiguous I'd just launch a big assault
But I really don't hate Christmas
Oh, what the heck. Kickline!
No, I really..
No, I really don't hate Christmas!
I have an intense BURNING indifference!