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Isabella: There you are, Isabella. [laugh] I made a gag. It's always humorous when one refers to one self in the third person. You'd try it, Pinky! Yeah, not a hard and fast rule, I guess. What's that? I hear a sash calling me to earn it some more new patches. 

Gretchen: Sesquipedalian.

Milly: Here's your 'Say A Word No One Else in the Room Knows' patch. Does anyone else want to try?

Gretchen: Shh! Someone's coming! Defense positions!

[knocking sound]

Gretchen: Look alive, people! It's our fearless leader!

Isabella: Hey guys. What'cha doin'?

HollyEarning patches!

Isabella: Did you guys decide what patch to get today? 'Coz I have a suggestion!

AdysonLet me guess, the "Let's Help Lauren and Miley" patch?

Isabella: It's called the "Help Thy Neighbor" patch. Don't make up patch names, Adyson.

GingerI already have 52 of those.

Milly: I have 53. Remember when I went back one afternoon after everyone else went home?

Isabella: I know. Don't remind me.

Gretchen: You just want an excuse to see Lauren!

Isabella: The very thing I live for..

Adyson: Alright then! Let's go see what Lauren and Miley are doing!

Ginger: Why don't we go ever see what's Frankie doing?

Milly: 'Coz we've done that before!

Holly: Yeah, and that patch wasn't worth it.

Isabella: Hey, where's Pinky?

Flitter Acronym: Hello, Agent Pinky. Joker has been making a barrage of inquiries 'bout villainy things. It's very suspicious. Suss it out and put the kibosh on it.

Isabella: Hey, guys. What'cha doin'?

LaurenWell, perfectly, to be honest, I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I've been doing, always getting so wrapped up in these silly projects that I don't care 'bout. It's you I care 'bout, Isabella! Can we be together forever and ever?

Isabella: Yeah, we can perfectly do that!

Lauren: Excellent. While they're getting that, we can finish our designs in the transponder. See you later at the field!

Isabella: Okay, Lauren! Oh my gosh! What did she say? What does she need? [sigh] I was in Laurenland again. 

Gretchen: We'll explain on the way, chief. Right now, we have to find the rare maracanut tree, and earn our Tobacco Collecting patch. 

Milly: What's that patch for?

Ginger: It's the "I Just Saw A Cute Friend" patch.

Milly: Where?

Ginger: Duh, that one, with the color-coded schedule.

Villain Beasts Mafia Incorporated!

Joker: It's important to look your very best when you're doing your very worst, and by that I meant, evil-uh. [Pinky arrives] Pinky the Chihuahua! So you thought you can sneak on me? Stop shaking, you jittery little pest! Anyway, I woke up from my sleep, and thought to myself, "What the heck? Why not try to take over the world again?" But, as you know, Pinky, I can't very well take over the world until I'm drop-dead gorgeous. But I can't make myself as villainy as long time 'go. It went something like this.


Straight: Can I help you with something, boss?

Joker: Yes, my henchman. Now tell me where you've moved my list of evil schemes?

Straight: Oh, I'm so sorry, boss. That's gone by the wind. As it turned out, only Spade has been using it. And ever since she disappeared, she didn't come back.

Joker: Disappeared?

Straight: Yes, disappeared.

Joker: So what you're saying is Spade's not going to come back here to return my list of evil schemes. 

Straight: Yes, that's what disappear means. I call it: gone by the wind. 

Joker: How 'bout if I discontinue you from this dimension and also stop you from being my henchman?

Straight: Duh, this doesn't worth minimum wage.

[Flashback ends]

Joker: The only supply of evil schemes left in the world is, just right on the track to the old abandoned amusement park. And I intend to use my Me-Mobile to get there!

Gretchen: According to the Fireside Girls Book on Dendrology, the Maraca-Nut Tree is indigenous to mountain valley micro-climates. So we're going on the right way.

Isabella: Hi, excuse me. Um, hello. This world to hippie. Excu-u-u-u-se me-e-e-e-e-e

Cressida: Whoa! You'd just harmonized me.

Fireside Girls: Ooh.

Isabella: Do you possibly know where the maraca nut tree may be located?

Cressida: Indeed I do, my formidable little flower. Behold.

Isabella: Oh no! What happened? Where did they all go?

Cressida: They were chopped out for cigars...[sigh] Such a shame.

Isabella: So there aren't any left?

Cressida: Don't fret, my dear. There happens to be one sole Maraca Nut tree left in existence. It's the old abandoned Old Abandoned Amusement Park, over to the next hill.

Isabella: Did you just say "The old abandoned Old Abandoned Amusement Park"? 

Cressida: Yes. The old abandoned Old Abandoned Amusement Park.

Isabella: "Old abandoned" twice?

Cressida: Yes.

Isabella: Alright.

Cressida: Step up, little sister. Let me bestow you upon you the key of wisdom. Bask in its glory! Cool, huh?

Isabella: Um..

Fireside Girls: She's gone!

Adyson: Wow.

Gretchen: No, she's not! She's right over there, 

Cressida: Oh, uh, hey..hi, little sisters.

CandaceSo Mom, am I doing great or what?

Linda: Well..or what? Candace, trash cans!

Isabella: Well, here we are. Oh! I get it! It was actually called the "Old Abandoned Amusement Park". And now it's old and abandoned. Hence, "old abandoned" twice. Girls, we're going in. We got a tree to find. Fireside Girls, report!

KatieNothing up here, captain!

Gretchen: Ditto, chief!

Holly: It just smells like feet in here.

Ginger: These cigars are just full of tobacco!

Isabella: It has to be around here somewhere. Creepy roadside hippie miracles are generally reliable. Wait, I think I found it. 

Ginger: Yeah!

Milly: I think you're right, chief.

Adyson: This should be it.

Gretchen: This must be it, chief. I think you're right.

Isabella: [reading] Stickiness is the most underrated of all the messes, and of all the stickiness, the sap of the maracanut tree is the sticky-messiest. The Temple of Sap attraction is a monument to the rare and beautiful maracanut tree, the world's greatest stickerizer. [to the others] Looks like we tracked our quarry to its lair, girls! Although, if the biggest attraction was a sap-themed ride, I understand why this place is closed down. Girls, get your gear. We're climbing up.

Holly: Probably not a good idea.

Adyson: Look out!

[Holly screams]

Adyson: The whole place is going to fall!

Gretchen: And there's no way to get to that tree!

[Song: The Fireside Girls]


Calm down, girls. Have you forgotten who we are? We're the Fireside Girls Troop 46321, and we never give up!

[Fireside Girls]

We're Fireside Girls, one and all
And together we belong
We wear patches upon our sashes
And stand cute, small and strong
This is the Fireside Girls song
And it's not terribly too long!

Isabella: So let's get the tobacco for Lauren!

Fireside Girls: Yay, Lauren!

Isabella: Oh, and Miley too.

Fireside GIrls: And Miley too!

Ginger: And Frankie!

Isabella: Well, the hippie didn't mention how to get to that top....all she gave us was this..key of wisdom.

Adyson: Groovy!

Katie: Jinkies!

Milly: Far out!

Gretchen: Dye-no-mite!

Joker: Pinky the Chihuahua..well, I know how to deal with bad little doggies. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad do-!

Isabella: Well, there's no engine, but I guess gravity can do the trick. Alright, girls, are you ready for the "Reckless Disregard for Life and Limb" patch?

Fireside Girls: Aye, aye, captain!

Isabella: Alright, ladies! Lean!

Fireside Girls: Lean!

Gretchen: So how this is exactly gonna work?

Isabella: Girls! Sashes! Now! Gretchen, you have the controls.

Gretchen: What good will that do?

Isabella: Just trust me! [pause] Oh my goodness, what a cute little tree! 

Milly and Katie: Aw.

Gretchen: Isabella, what do we do now?! We're gonna CRAAASSHH!!!!

Isabella: Oh no, we're not. Everybody, lean! Okay girls, it's time to grab the tobacco.

Katie: I'm on it!

Holly: Hold still, Katie. We got it, Isabella!

Isabella: Hey, Lauren. We got the tobacco you wanted.

Lauren: Excellent. That's the last ingredient. Now we all have to do away together!

Gretchen: Isabella, Lauren said thanks.

Isabella: Thanks! She really did appreciate me.

Gretchen: Yes, yes she does.


Joker: Yes! At last, my own lifetime supply of CIGARS!!!!!! I may look silly, but at least I had the cigar on my mouth out. What?!! The cigar on my mouth has come off?! Curse you, Pinky the Chihuahua!

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