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Isabella: There you are, Isabella. [laugh] I made a gag. It's always humorous when one refers to one self in the third person. You'd try it, Pinky! Yeah, not a hard and fast rule, I guess. What's that? I hear a sash calling me to earn it some more new patches.
Milly: Here's your 'Say A Word No One Else in the Room Knows' patch. Does anyone else want to try?
Gretchen: Shh! Someone's coming! Defense positions!
Gretchen: Look alive, people! It's our fearless leader!
Isabella: Hey guys. What'cha doin'?
Holly: Earning patches!
Isabella: Did you guys decide what patch to get today? 'Coz I have a suggestion!
Adyson: Let me guess, the "Let's Help Lauren and Miley" patch?
Isabella: It's called the "Help Thy Neighbor" patch. Don't make up patch names, Adyson.
Ginger: I already have 52 of those.
Milly: I have 53. Remember when I went back one afternoon after everyone else went home?
Isabella: I know. Don't remind me.
Gretchen: You just want an excuse to see Lauren!
Isabella: The very thing I live for..
Adyson: Alright then! Let's go see what Lauren and Miley are doing!
Ginger: Why don't we go ever see what's Frankie doing?
Milly: 'Coz we've done that before!
Holly: Yeah, and that patch wasn't worth it.
Isabella: Hey, where's Pinky?
Flitter Acronym: Hello, Agent Pinky. Joker has been making a barrage of inquiries 'bout villainy things. It's very suspicious. Suss it out and put the kibosh on it.
Isabella: Hey, guys. What'cha doin'?
Lauren: Well, perfectly, to be honest, I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I've been doing, always getting so wrapped up in these silly projects that I don't care 'bout. It's you I care 'bout, Isabella! Can we be together forever and ever?
Isabella: Yeah, we can perfectly do that!
Lauren: Excellent. While they're getting that, we can finish our designs in the transponder. See you later at the field!
Isabella: Okay, Lauren! Oh my gosh! What did she say? What does she need? [sigh] I was in Laurenland again.
Gretchen: We'll explain on the way, chief. Right now, we have to find the rare maracanut tree, and earn our Tobacco Collecting patch.
Milly: What's that patch for?
Ginger: It's the "I Just Saw A Cute Friend" patch.
Ginger: Duh, that one, with the color-coded schedule.
Villain Beasts Mafia Incorporated!
Joker: It's important to look your very best when you're doing your very worst, and by that I meant, evil-uh. [Pinky arrives] Pinky the Chihuahua! So you thought you can sneak on me? Stop shaking, you jittery little pest! Anyway, I woke up from my sleep, and thought to myself, "What the heck? Why not try to take over the world again?" But, as you know, Pinky, I can't very well take over the world until I'm drop-dead gorgeous. But I can't make myself as villainy as long time 'go. It went something like this.
Straight: Can I help you with something, boss?
Joker: Yes, my henchman. Now tell me where you've moved my list of evil schemes?
Straight: Oh, I'm so sorry, boss. That's gone by the wind. As it turned out, only Spade has been using it. And ever since she disappeared, she didn't come back.
Straight: Yes, disappeared.
Joker: So what you're saying is Spade's not going to come back here to return my list of evil schemes.
Straight: Yes, that's what disappear means. I call it: gone by the wind.
Joker: How 'bout if I discontinue you from this dimension and also stop you from being my henchman?
Straight: Duh, this doesn't worth minimum wage.
Joker: The only supply of evil schemes left in the world is, just right on the track to the old abandoned amusement park. And I intend to use my Me-Mobile to get there!
Gretchen: According to the Fireside Girls Book on Dendrology, the Maraca-Nut Tree is indigenous to mountain valley micro-climates. So we're going on the right way.
Isabella: Hi, excuse me. Um, hello. This world to hippie. Excu-u-u-u-se me-e-e-e-e-e
Cressida: Whoa! You'd just harmonized me.
Fireside Girls: Ooh.
Isabella: Do you possibly know where the maraca nut tree may be located?
Cressida: Indeed I do, my formidable little flower. Behold.
Isabella: Oh no! What happened? Where did they all go?
Cressida: They were chopped out for cigars...[sigh] Such a shame.
Isabella: So there aren't any left?
Cressida: Don't fret, my dear. There happens to be one sole Maraca Nut tree left in existence. It's the old abandoned Old Abandoned Amusement Park, over to the next hill.
Isabella: Did you just say "The old abandoned Old Abandoned Amusement Park"?
Cressida: Yes. The old abandoned Old Abandoned Amusement Park.
Isabella: "Old abandoned" twice?
Cressida: Step up, little sister. Let me bestow you upon you the key of wisdom. Bask in its glory! Cool, huh?
Fireside Girls: She's gone!
Gretchen: No, she's not! She's right over there,
Cressida: Oh, uh, hey..hi, little sisters.
Candace: So Mom, am I doing great or what?
Linda: Well..or what? Candace, trash cans!
Isabella: Well, here we are. Oh! I get it! It was actually called the "Old Abandoned Amusement Park". And now it's old and abandoned. Hence, "old abandoned" twice. Girls, we're going in. We got a tree to find. Fireside Girls, report!
Katie: Nothing up here, captain!
Gretchen: Ditto, chief!
Holly: It just smells like feet in here.
Ginger: These cigars are just full of tobacco!
Isabella: It has to be around here somewhere. Creepy roadside hippie miracles are generally reliable. Wait, I think I found it.
Milly: I think you're right, chief.
Adyson: This should be it.
Gretchen: This must be it, chief. I think you're right.
Isabella: [reading] Stickiness is the most underrated of all the messes, and of all the stickiness, the sap of the maracanut tree is the sticky-messiest. The Temple of Sap attraction is a monument to the rare and beautiful maracanut tree, the world's greatest stickerizer. [to the others] Looks like we tracked our quarry to its lair, girls! Although, if the biggest attraction was a sap-themed ride, I understand why this place is closed down. Girls, get your gear. We're climbing up.
Holly: Probably not a good idea.
Adyson: Look out!
Adyson: The whole place is going to fall!
Gretchen: And there's no way to get to that tree!
[Song: The Fireside Girls]
- Calm down, girls. Have you forgotten who we are? We're the Fireside Girls Troop 46321, and we never give up!
- We're Fireside Girls, one and all
- And together we belong
- We wear patches upon our sashes
- And stand cute, small and strong
- This is the Fireside Girls song
- And it's not terribly too long!
Isabella: So let's get the tobacco for Lauren!
Fireside Girls: Yay, Lauren!
Isabella: Oh, and Miley too.
Fireside GIrls: And Miley too!
Ginger: And Frankie!
Isabella: Well, the hippie didn't mention how to get to that top....all she gave us was this..key of wisdom.
Milly: Far out!
Joker: Pinky the Chihuahua..well, I know how to deal with bad little doggies. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad do-!
Isabella: Well, there's no engine, but I guess gravity can do the trick. Alright, girls, are you ready for the "Reckless Disregard for Life and Limb" patch?
Fireside Girls: Aye, aye, captain!
Isabella: Alright, ladies! Lean!
Fireside Girls: Lean!
Gretchen: So how this is exactly gonna work?
Isabella: Girls! Sashes! Now! Gretchen, you have the controls.
Gretchen: What good will that do?
Isabella: Just trust me! [pause] Oh my goodness, what a cute little tree!
Milly and Katie: Aw.
Gretchen: Isabella, what do we do now?! We're gonna CRAAASSHH!!!!
Isabella: Oh no, we're not. Everybody, lean! Okay girls, it's time to grab the tobacco.
Katie: I'm on it!
Holly: Hold still, Katie. We got it, Isabella!
Isabella: Hey, Lauren. We got the tobacco you wanted.
Lauren: Excellent. That's the last ingredient. Now we all have to do is..run away together!
Gretchen: Isabella, Lauren said thanks.
Isabella: Thanks! She really did appreciate me.
Gretchen: Yes, yes she does.
Joker: Yes! At last, my own lifetime supply of CIGARS!!!!!! I may look silly, but at least I had the cigar on my mouth out. What?!! The cigar on my mouth has come off?! Curse you, Pinky the Chihuahua!